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PostSubject: Male Stripper   Fri Apr 18, 2008 6:37 pm

Last night, my Red Hat friends and I went to a
Ladies Night Club.
One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill.
When the male dancer came over to us,
my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!

Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill.She called the guy back , licks the $20 bill,
and sticks it to his other butt cheek.

In another attempt to impress the rest of us,my third friend
pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over,
and licks the $50 bill.
I'm worried about the way things are going,
but fortunately,
she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again.

Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to me!
Now everyone's attention
is focused on me, and the guy is egging me on
to try to top the $50.
My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet.
What could I do?

The woman in me took over!
I got out my ATM card,
swiped it down the crack of his butt,
grabbed the eighty bucks,and left!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Male Stripper   Fri Apr 18, 2008 7:02 pm

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Male Stripper   Fri Apr 18, 2008 7:08 pm

i laughed hard when i read this one today.. the old ma smart.. hahahha.. con.. hahahaha

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PostSubject: Re: Male Stripper   Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:48 pm

I was about to asked how many butt cheeks did the poor fellow have?
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PostSubject: Re: Male Stripper   Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:50 pm

lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Male Stripper   Fri Apr 18, 2008 9:53 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Male Stripper   Thu Jul 07, 2011 5:31 am

th_ROFLMAO Exactly what I would have done. That was a good one.
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PostSubject: Re: Male Stripper   Thu Jul 07, 2011 6:43 pm

hahaha.. you brining back old memories... this made me laugh again....

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PostSubject: Re: Male Stripper   Sun Jul 10, 2011 3:43 am

I laughed my @zz off until I could no longer laugh. That's a really good joke.
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PostSubject: Re: Male Stripper   Mon Aug 08, 2011 11:59 pm

Where u find that joke? th_mrgreen
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PostSubject: Re: Male Stripper   Wed Aug 10, 2011 4:02 am

Hey do any of you know how much for land back home?
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PostSubject: Re: Male Stripper   Thu Aug 11, 2011 12:52 pm

sarasam wrote:
Hey do any of you know how much for land back home?

I don't sorry No ...Candygirl is in Lib, she might know

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PostSubject: Re: Male Stripper   Fri Aug 12, 2011 6:51 am

I really want to go home after I finish school, any help will do.
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PostSubject: Re: Male Stripper   Tue Nov 01, 2011 5:33 pm

sarasam wrote:
Hey do any of you know how much for land back home?
depends on location of land.. can range from U$500 to up to 25,000...per lot...

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